it takes 24 hours to make a man feel like a king. i went through the ultimate in man's gratification and man's humiliation this sunday, starting at midnight saturday night. in both cases, it was my queen who gave it to me, and she is literally no less. i know those of you who have known her have not seen all of the best of her, but it is literally ( Read more... )

i'm sure the opinion has been stated before, but seriously. he's the fastest swimmer in the world. if he wants to smoke some fuckin pot, he's earned some fucking pot. if i wasn't a twenty something bachelor i would boycott kelloggs. as it stands... i love cereal. and the olympics are still pretty gay.

hey so i wanted to apologize to my journal for not updating for more than a week. my boss is an unreasonable cock monster, and has disconnected internet in my office, where is where i get most of my internettin' done ( Read more... )

i suggest everyone go see superdickery.com
is funny

aw... COOKIE PANTS!

i'm not sure, but the fattening of Jessica Simpson might just be one of the major signs of the apocolypse. its just simple math.

stupid + hot = awesome
stupid - hot = stupid...

"I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That" is definitely Meatloaf's "Stairway" or "Bohemian Rhapsody". Epic and perfect ( Read more... )

ok let's own up now, how many of us have found a song badass - in its acoustic and barest form - put it on a mix, only to have zach braff rape it for one of his movies or Scrubs ( Read more... )

so i'm watching this random saturday morning cartoon, and i swear this guy's power is to turn into a black guy. brilliant!

in the top 100 films of all time, the finest GUY film has GOT to be Smokey and the Bandit. so entertaining. every man worth the masculinity attributed to him knows it's awesome. that car and jackie gleason and burt reynolds and that mustache.... ungh ( Read more... )