opportunity arrr's

[scumbone]

"London, 28 January 2004 - Pirate attacks worldwide increased in frequency and violence last year, with a total of 445 incidents reported compared with 370 in 2002, the ICC International Maritime Bureau reported today

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[scumbone]

...and remember, "we're not terrorists, we're pirates!"

[calypsomyst]

I could be the ship's cook!And my breasts alone fill at least three of the positions for Captain's concubine. ^_^

One thing though, how will you board the cruise ships? They're HUGE when last I checked; you would almost need to come in by air...

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[scumbone]

oh,that's simple! the stern of the standard cruise ship is no more than 25 feet above the waterline. the height difference between my prospective pirate vessel (the Iconoclast) should be no more than 15 feet. most marine shops sell hook ladders in ten-foot increments, it's s simple fix to weld these together for the main boarding party. the more agile forward raiders can easily use grapples and knotted ropes. as a side note,primary hull-to-hull stability can be acheived with a 500-pound test electromagnet. i'm capable of engineering either of these devices myself, it wouldn't be difficult.
by the way, your breasts are not eligible to draw pay, despite their enormity and pleasing shape. sorry!

[z0mbarella]

I wanna be quatermistress!

Shoulda used the icon w/ the whip for that.

[z0mbarella]

I can double as electrician too, as long as I get to have the whip.