zombie dogs and glow spiders and FUN!

[scumbone]

Last weekend was an adventure in urban spelunking, and I have to thank Brian for it. Nobody seemed to know the directions, and after an hour of going in circles, I was ready to turn around and go home. But somehow he won me over, and we found the place-a huge, abandoned marine supply factory, with a cave-like basement

Comments

[majicninja]

haha you said fucktard, you're cool. I think I might add you...

if you liked "fucktard"

[scumbone]

if you liked "fucktard",you may also enjoy enjoy one of a selection of other colorful expletives which were concocted while i was drunk or overtired. such as...
-asshat
-shitfucker
-cookie puss (actually a pre-existing word that i used as an insult once,oddly effectively)
-genderless cockmagnet (for bishy men)
-motard (for idiotic drivers)
-bloated meat-pinata
-ham ogre
-butt puppet
....and many more!

Re: if you liked "fucktard"

[amaristee]

We invented a new one this weekend:

assbard

experimental expletive explosion!

[scumbone]

assbard...hmm.i'm not sure.i give it a 4 out of a possible 10.what about you,readers? weigh in and opine about our fun new words. a "10" would be a gem like 'no-talent assclown', as said in the movie Office Space.

how about "bunglubber"?

for smokers,"nicotard"?

for black vamp goths,"crackula"?

i once called a fat chick "butter barge".

and for completists...."clowntard!"

everyone get your nasty creative juices flowing, and submit your own for approval!

[z0mbarella]

You should join weirdnj

Ooops

[z0mbarella]

Make that weird_nj

hmmmmmmmmmmmm.....

[kissofvenom69]

soooooooooo................are you really the afterbirth of a lesbian cluster fuck? inquiring minds want to know........just look at the masses swarming!!!*looks over shoulder to reveal vacant lot*.....but............yeeeeaaahhhhhhhh.........missing ya.....looooooooooove d.........

[scumbone]

no you this weekend...you missed out on the best batch of Risahol, and everyone trying to molest poor anthony, and some fight club type stuff where we wailed on each other with bokken and shinnai, and an expedition to an abandoned school. but for some reason i think you managed to amuse yourself.

[sorinphyre]

I'm currently scrounging together resources and equipment for more dungeon crawling. So far I've made a list of the neccessities, that I would be bringing anyway. (rope, flashlights, batteries, magnets, chalk, matches/lighters, etc...) On top of that, I'm also in the process of finding more places to rape and plunder. I think after that old abandoned school thing, I've realized my new favorite past-time.

So, if you ever need a small, stealthy, agile companion for anymore trecks into the unknown, please, please, PLEASE give me a poke. All the clothing I have is already black, and you've seen me being all climby and sneaky and shtuff.

Spooky vampire face! >8^[