An odd thing has happened, I have a job!

I phoned up the place this afternoon and was asked to come in for an interview. It went well and I start on Monday. The job its self isn't great but getting one is. I am working for onetel and have to be trained up to knock on people doors and make them go with onetel. WOW what fun.

Good. Yes. Pub.

HELP!

Apparently I look like a child and thus need to apply for proof of age card. I need somebody to confirm that I am indeed 22. So are you,

Over 25 and a doctor, teacher, lawyer, social worker, police officer, magistrate, bank manager, justice of the peace(?) or established civil servant? and willing to fill out a small form?

Somebody?

I cant sleep and I feel like crying.

and i did not win the walrus.

LOOK! what beautiful Beast I have found. He may well be walrus_colins granddad.

Last night I didn't get to sleep until gone five because I was in genuinely unbearable pain from my sciatica.

How and why do my arm pits hurt? How can a bruise to the eyebrow hurt so much?

As I have become appallingly drunken on both Tuesday and Thursday I shall not be going out this weekend. I WILL tidy my room and fill out my housing benefit form instead.

In a unrelated matter...

Poll Aftershock

For a change I decided to do my food shopping in Morrisons in Hillsborough. Upon alighting the bus I noticed that Hillsborough had a very strong aroma of fish. Also noted,