"At a Foreign Office dinner, a rather bibulous Brtish secretary waltzes up to a fellow guest and exclaims 'Beautiful creature in scarlet, dance with me!'
The object of his affection replies 'No and for three reasons. One, you are far too drunk to dance. Two, this is not a tango, this is the national anthem of Peru and three, I am not a beautiful creature in scarlet, I am the Cardinal Archbishop of Lima.'"
(i'm random)akioohtoriSeptember 7 2005, 08:25:37 UTC
Heh, "Cardinal Sin" ... He's the bishop that confirmed me into the Catholic church when I was, like, 11 or 12. The announcements and invites that went out for the ceremony read something like:
"Please come join our candidates, their sponsors, and their loved ones as they show their devotion to God with the loving guidance of Cardinal Sin."
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and my hair is also vexing me i will deal with it but in a less drastic manner!
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"At a Foreign Office dinner, a rather bibulous Brtish secretary waltzes up to a fellow guest and exclaims 'Beautiful creature in scarlet, dance with me!'
The object of his affection replies 'No and for three reasons. One, you are far too drunk to dance. Two, this is not a tango, this is the national anthem of Peru and three, I am not a beautiful creature in scarlet, I am the Cardinal Archbishop of Lima.'"
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who's to say the cardinal of Lima isn't a smokin' hottie?
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"Please come join our candidates, their sponsors, and their loved ones as they show their devotion to God with the loving guidance of Cardinal Sin."
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