What fun pretentious Aragonese ramblings are. They really do cheer me up ( Read more... )

If all the students of Edinburgh University were laid end to end, I wouldn't be one bit surprised...

An Italian postman has been fired over the most unfortunate of circumstances. Fabio Albioni, the former Postmaster of the village of Peroni outside Naples was fired over incompetancy. 'He was always clumsy' said the village's Postmistress Alessandra Carcese. 'On his first day he reversed the van into the Post Office, running me over in the process ( Read more... )

Well, I would like to say it has been a busy week, but that would be a lie. Still. Apparently there are nice priesty clothes in 15, the Grassmarket ( Read more... )

The Holy Trinity: God the Father, God the Son and God the Holy Ghost are discussing where they should go on holiday. God the Father is concernd about the cosequences of global warming and so wishes to go to Antartica to observe the effects firsthand. God the Son is fascinated by liberation theology and so wants to go to South America. However God ( Read more... )

MAN ASSAULTS WIFE WITH FROZEN SQUIRREL.

During a quarrel with his wife, George Buckby removed several frozen squrrels from the freezer. When she re-entred the room, he proceeded to hit her several times over the head with them. After the Sacramento police arrived, the man was restrained. Police were unable to determine why the squirrels were in Mr ( Read more... )

I think I may take up pipe smoking instead. I've got the hat, Barbour jacket and the wooly jumpers. All else I'll need are some Labradores.

Well there's a birthday present idea for you kids.

Now what shall I do for it?

I am also sick and tired of the Laboruite government. therefore I have drafted a letter to Whitehall in a formal capacity ( Read more... )

As no doubt many of you have observed, the red poppies are coming out in force at this time of year.. Not so many people have heard of the white poppies (indeed I hadn't until about 4 am this morning). These commemorate the suffering and death of those whgo died, but it is combined with a pledge that war should never happen again.

Nickys and I are ( Read more... )

Just scared some Lutherans. well they deserved it ( Read more... )

Or be DESTROYED in a great flow of lager...um...lager.