So I did it.

I changed my last name.

I lost the argument. Or something. So yeah, commence with the wisecracks. You know you want to.

Okay, I just came out of the women's bathroom with a whole new chip on my shoulder. As if the chip that IS my shoulder could be any bigger, now it's worse. So guess what annoys me about women and their use of the bathroom, other than the fact that they (1)talk too loudly to each other about personal issues, (2)talk on their cellphones when I'm ( Read more... )

Groan! Groan, groan, groan, groan!

It's 5:30 AM. I'm UP. It's Saturday. Boooooooo! Today I'm moving.

Oh yeah, GUESS WHAT WE DID?????

Well it was a good weekend.

( St Louis has LESBIANS???? )

Because I want to show off a new icon or something....

What desktop icons do when you aren't looking

Interesting Site

I just discovered that my work phone number spells "Sperm-Jam-89"

What does YOUR phone number spell???

Oooooooh! Questions. The part where someone is bound to screw the hell up ( Read more... )

The Indian Kids Techno Dance is killing me. I mean REALLY killing me ( Read more... )

Swimsuit time, folks ( Read more... )

Top 12 are ( Read more... )