Why is it whenever I go to a party, everyone else ends up shit faced, and I'm barely drunk even though I drink more than all of them?

I have problem typing correctly sometimes ( Read more... )

*mope*

The rash is scaring me. What the hell is wrong with me?

How does one express 'this is driving me to tears' without it sounding like a play for attention?

Every so often, I get nostalgic and I'll rifle through old entries in my journal. It's interesting to see how I've changed over the years, since 8 years of my life are chronicled here ( Read more... )

Wow, my as ass is popular.

Happy, Bryan? ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS!

Orgy in Jen's ass, this way please!

Please form a single file line at the entrance.

No, no...it's just spreading now.

My skin feels scaly.

Ok, mystery rash. You can go away now.

It's covering 2/3 of my body. Everywhere but my legs.

I look like I've got fucking Rubella.

( Read more... )