I love Third Eye Blind, but now that I have listened to three of their albums on repeat for 12 hours straight (context: mp3 player-fueled cleaning spree for the in-laws' arrival tomorrow), I have something to say.

85% of their songs consist of, "Eeeyy, girl, you know what I miss? Having lots of sex with you."

That is all.

5-year-old girl, to Nolan, after he took his shirt off: "Oh. My. GOD. He's NAKED!"

Spotted in the hallway leading to the restrooms at the P.F. Chang's at Bellevue: A large, black emergency telephone box with the words ASS STANCE printed on the side in block letters.

...Took me a few minutes to realize they were missing an I.

Me: So, the plan is to pick you three up and take you around touristy locations, right?

Friend: Yeah, though I don't know if your car will fit five comfortably. Will Nolan be okay at home?

Me: Wha--He's three. THREE. He can't even go to the bathroom properly, much less feed himself. WTF, Friend? Why do you think I spend 24 hours per day ( Read more... )

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ಠ_ರೃ  Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?

Tl;DR of the carnage: guy whines about Bioware catering to those filthy homos and women in Dragon Age 2 by providing the option of "romances" with NPCs of all stripes.

"To summarize, in the case of Dragon Age 2, BioWare neglected their main demographic: The Straight Male Gamer." WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

"You have to understand that the Straight ( Read more... )

This website is a pretty cool little stop in the wide, wide www for people who want to find out generic facts on bipolar disorder (treatments, diagnoses, etc). One of their features is a list of "famous people with bipolar," as well as people they think may have had bipolar considering that some of these people are dead and a lot of others don't ( Read more... )

So, the whole bit about my thyroid? Lab error.


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me: "no, I've been on birth control before, remember? when I was fifteen and they diagnosed me with bipolar disorder? and you (mom) said that I couldn't possibly be bipolar, as I was angry, angry, angry, and never depressed ( Read more... )