Get the FUCK over yourself.

Male enhancement commercials are ridiculously stiff. (no pun intended)

Just so you know, I smoke rocks.

I miss this asshole.

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oh, oh goddamnit.

Rest in Peace Katelyn Danielle Whitt
And to think.. i just watched you walk across stage Monday at graduation.
It's not right, but life isn't fair and wherever you're at now, i hope you're happier than you've ever been. I'll miss your beautiful face and caring words. Love you.
You're already being missed.

Medicine+lots of sleep = weird fucking dreams.

I just got done eating half of a samich. First thing i've eaten since 7 am this morning.
Now i feel even more sick than before.

fuck this stomach virus, satan's fetus.. whatever that's making me feel like shit.

I'm going to Miami over spring break with some friends.

FUCK YESSSS.

HAPPY FUCKING ST. PATTY'S DAY!
NOW GO GET DRUNK YOU SILLY FUCKS!!!

i stumbled in at 2am all drunk ( Read more... )

( so i said there were pictures coming.. )

Hey, bitches! Listen here... new pictures, on the way. Black and white's ( Read more... )

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kitty!

1. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Kitty.
2. Michelangelo finished his great statue of Kitty in 1504, after eighteen months work.
3. A Kittyometer is used to measure Kitty.
4. During World War II, Americans tried to train Kitty to drop bombs.
5. Without its lining of Kitty, your stomach would digest itself!

Wow, Taste of Chaos was amazing ( Read more... )