Hey, fucker! There's nothing wrong with having gapped teeth! Got that, bitch?
Oh, thanks for taking care of business with Dylan. He's been driving me nuts for years. I tried to do something similar back in '95 (it involved a crowbar and cowboy boots), but I couldn't overpower his brute strengh. Now we live in different cities. I've been trying to abuse him mentally, but I'm having problems cracking his code. He's either a genius, or really, really stoopid. Anyways, good one dude.
but when gaptooth meets german meets donald trump hair meets mammoth idiot who cuts me off midsentence with "upsize?" before i've even half-ordered, i can't help but wish i had a rocket launcher. or a crowbar and cowboy boots.
crowbar. cowboy.
crowbar. cowboy. chrome car corduroy.
anyway yeah. dylan's dead. took care a business. worked overtime.
I used to work this job doing tile-flooring. We did all the flooring for that new(ish) Candian Tire at Preston Crossing. There were tons of different crews working there at the same time. Construction, electric, lighting, flooring, etc. Everyone would listen to Rock 102, and EVERY time the Champ would come on, the whole building would just fall silent. Like have you ever heard an entire job site stop working all at once? It is eerie. So they would all stop, cock and ear to the radio, listen to The Champ, laugh, give eachother all a acknowledging nod of the head then ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ KKKKKKKKKKK GRRRRRRRRRRRR KAKAKAKAKAKKAKA noisy contruction would resume.
THAT'S how that joke didn't get old. People who do blue collar jobs are dumb ass white trash motherfuckers who are stupid and can suck my cock.
i especially agree with that last thing you said. for all you pieces of shit out there with blue collar jobs, you can suck my number-crunchin-research-doin-workin-on-an-undecided-B.A. bourgeois balls.
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that is EXACTLY what i did last night!!
OMG!!!!
we are soulmates for real, nathan. for real.
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yeah i know ian. i know.
and i miss you like crying.
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i'm in vancouver!
miss me?
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i'm in saskatoon.
yeah.
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what are you doing?
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i can't say i've taken the most effective approach to this round of finals.
what are you doing.
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<3
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xoxoxoxo
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Oh, thanks for taking care of business with Dylan. He's been driving me nuts for years. I tried to do something similar back in '95 (it involved a crowbar and cowboy boots), but I couldn't overpower his brute strengh. Now we live in different cities. I've been trying to abuse him mentally, but I'm having problems cracking his code. He's either a genius, or really, really stoopid. Anyways, good one dude.
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but when gaptooth meets german meets donald trump hair meets mammoth idiot who cuts me off midsentence with "upsize?" before i've even half-ordered, i can't help but wish i had a rocket launcher. or a crowbar and cowboy boots.
crowbar. cowboy.
crowbar. cowboy. chrome car corduroy.
anyway yeah. dylan's dead. took care a business. worked overtime.
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THAT'S how that joke didn't get old. People who do blue collar jobs are dumb ass white trash motherfuckers who are stupid and can suck my cock.
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that's why they call me the champ.
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ KKKKKKKKKKK GRRRRRRRRRRRR KAKAKAKAKAKKAKA.
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