so we watched the podium pounding kabuki show last night. harper danced and sidestepped so gracefully that layton called him a faggot. martin dazzled everyone with wide-eyed finger pointing yes you are/no i'm not rhetoric to the point that the entire panel either put their fingers in their ears and screamed or started playing shadow. duceppe talked, but i couldn't hear him over the western alienation reverberating in my skull. layton might have appeared a little more well-mannered if he spent the entire show pissing in his face. admittedly, he delivered a doozy of a knockout punch when he reminded martin of that time he shit his pants in grade five. i think we all agree martin's "he who smelled it dealt it" rebuttal was utterly invalid.
It's reaaaaaaaally good! I don't know what all this "he" and "his" in italics is, but here is the deal:
I don't know if Roy Orbison co-wrote it, but that is my understanding. By listening to it, it sounds more like a Danzig song that he wrote. But he wrote it for Roy Orbison to sing it, and sing it Roy Orbison does. And it is all Roy-Orbison style, not like punk or metal or anything.
It's called "Life Fades Away" and it is fucking awesome. You should be able to download it and it is fucking awesome.
oh yeah i guess that italics business looks a little weird.
i'll explain.
you know degrassi j. high, right? okay. imagine i'm that annoying bitch with the really light blonde hair and the freckles. may or may not be the one who thought she was a lesbian. so i'm talking to you about ian and that danzig/orbison collab. like i mean "he" refers to ian. imagine i'm gossiping, right? those italicized words are accented.
so yeah. that's what i was doing there. just, you know, experimenting with a gossipy, bitchy, annoying tone.
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just the facts, that's all.
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for starters, my throat's sore.
hmm
saw the piano the other night.
uhh
buddy a mine sprayed cologne on my hooded sweatshirt earlier.
oh-
slept in a couple times.
so yeah.
that's about it.
uhhhhhhhh you?
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yet.
maybe?
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Roy Orbison is good. Did you know he and Danzig co-wrote a song together, and Orbison sings it?
How wierd is that?
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well ian said something about that a while ago.
but he said that he sang in it. yeah he said that roy orbison and danzig wrote that song, but that they got him to sing in it. what a liar.
but i'd sure like to hear that song. is it good?
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I don't know if Roy Orbison co-wrote it, but that is my understanding. By listening to it, it sounds more like a Danzig song that he wrote. But he wrote it for Roy Orbison to sing it, and sing it Roy Orbison does. And it is all Roy-Orbison style, not like punk or metal or anything.
It's called "Life Fades Away" and it is fucking awesome. You should be able to download it and it is fucking awesome.
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i'll explain.
you know degrassi j. high, right? okay. imagine i'm that annoying bitch with the really light blonde hair and the freckles. may or may not be the one who thought she was a lesbian. so i'm talking to you about ian and that danzig/orbison collab. like i mean "he" refers to ian. imagine i'm gossiping, right? those italicized words are accented.
so yeah. that's what i was doing there. just, you know, experimenting with a gossipy, bitchy, annoying tone.
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