Comments | seagullheadguy: discourse 9.

seagullheadguy

discourse 9.

Jun 21, 2004 01:21

billy corgan had it right.

the world really is a vampire. i've seen it man. all cloaked and shit, pronouncing its w's like v's. i mean i know it doesn't like totally turn into dust when the sun hits it- but basically man, it sort of does. like if the sun literally collided with the earth- do you think the earth would still be here? not a ( Read more... )

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_agentcooper June 21 2004, 08:37:32 UTC

you make me so proud.

***sheds tear.***

Can I have your autograph? sausagess June 21 2004, 11:14:57 UTC

Well, N-Dawg, you've helped me finally see the light. I've been confused about that fucking Smashing Pumpkins song for about 8 years now. The way you use "like" statements really helps me see how the vampireness fits in in the big picture. And the way you connect it to wheelchair-computer-voice-druggy-dude is pure genius. Pure evil genius.

K-Roc

p.s. I think Alex Trebek is an evil genius too. But I hate him. And I don't hate you. Yet.

nathaneil mckinnonstein xoxoxo seagullheadguy June 21 2004, 17:29:14 UTC

yo thanks man

yeah. like the first time i heard that song i thought the smashing pumpkins actually was just a rat in a cage that could sing like really awesome fucking songs, you know?

btw: just google searched trebek- turns out he's been linked to the african aids epidemic and he may or may not be responsible for farts smelling so bad.

who knew. well i mean you suspected, but who really knew?

sleepycat June 21 2004, 16:15:17 UTC

i am totally going to take down the syncrotron from the inside, I am going on a tour of it tomorrow and I am totally convinced its the devil, FUCK YOU SCIENCE, you bastard.

totally man seagullheadguy June 21 2004, 17:33:00 UTC

yeah man. take it down. fuck it. who cares.
it's stupid.

Re: totally man sleepycat June 22 2004, 08:45:58 UTC

stupid like a fox, I have been recording this conversation and I am going to give it to the authorities, your downing down you commy pig!

drop_bear June 29 2004, 19:05:21 UTC

Nathan. This is THE funniest LiveJournal post I have ever read. Like you know when people say:

Funniest.

Journal Entry.

Ever.

?

Well it's not like that. This is me actually telling you that that was the funniest entry I've ever read. I LOLd really really loud and bit my knuckle.

Farting in handicapped people's faces is always funny. Always.

seagullheadguy July 9 2004, 01:27:37 UTC

gawwwww shucks

you're a real sweetheart.

sorry about the lateness in reply- i haven't been getting some of these comments in my inbox. i hope it was worth the wait. i really do.