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[seagullheadguy]

according to last year's sociology text, disgust is one of eight universally recognizable facial expressions. this is reassuring. right next to that fun factoid is a photo of a painted-faced zulu wearing the same expression anyone on the route 27 university-lawson bus is treated to on a daily basis if they so much as glance at me. and here i was

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u of esssssss

[_agentcooper]

holy shit. there's no envy here. pink shirts, eh?
mesh hats, and nike shox. i know mesh hats, and
on occasion find them bobbing down the main here,
but nike shox i am not familiar with. pray, do tell.
what are they?
nate, i started les cours de francais and am now an
honest to god frenchman. regardez et apprenez:
Si j'avais un emploie, je n'aurai pas les couche-mares
chaque soir.

Re: u of esssssss

[seagullheadguy]

ohhhhhhhhh dylan.
you know nike shox.
they're shoes
with bouncy vertical rubber cylinders
on the backs of their heels. yeahhh.
fat guys like them a lot.

[sleepycat]

you abondend me with that ohh I have a break, NOT! hahah loser. go fuck yourself fuck head

[sleepycat]

http://snuka.zoovy.com/

preeeeecisely

[seagullheadguy]

wow. that sums it.

Re: preeeeecisely

[sleepycat]

where are you?

shit eating

[mlle_bitch]

hey asshole. I ate some shit and let me tell you it was worse than death. In a good way. I might start doing it monthly (shit eating). I think i 'twill make me feel closer to you.

love,

the a-bomb

...fag

Re: shit eating

[seagullheadguy]

oh.
but you forgot to kill yourself.
but that's okay.

you said fag. haha. hahaha.
alisa said fag.

[drop_bear]

Yaaaaaaaaaaayyy the return of Nathan's livejournal! It's my favourite. LOL everytime OMG.

I really like wearing pink. And though I am bummed that pink is gaining so much popularity, I am also stoked that it is still frowned upon. I wore a pink shirt to the bar last night and was harrassed by a man peeing beside me in the bathroom who had a handlebar moustache.

He told me "Nice shirt there Pink Shirt" (He was being clever like my name was actually Pink Shirt.) Then he said "Pink is worn out man, worn out."

I asked "Worn out?"

And he said "Yeah man, 1970s worn out."

And I told him. "Yeah, well we all know how fashion-forward handlebar moustaches are."

I'm such a courageous faggot.

nice post there ... uh... black letters and uh... white background?

[seagullheadguy]

you should have called him a fucking idiot.

then you should have grabbed him by his faggy hair
and knocked his teeth out on the fucking urinal
and stood on the sink counter and pulled your pants down
and shat on his moustache.

then you should have said
that one was for nathan.

[barthinator]

Dear N-Balls:

I ate shit for dinner tonight, and THEN I read your live journal! What a coincidence! It wasn't that bad really, since I ate pizza for lunch.

I'm in Toronto. The most fashionable people here are the drag queens. They wear high heels and fancy dresses while they walk their dogs at seven am in the morning. I know this because I've seen them.

Perverts.

[seagullheadguy]

ewwwwwww
toronto? i heard it stinks there. and everybody looks like mike myers.

so they walk their dogs in dresses, do they?
well next time you see that, you just do what i'd do.
close your eyes, and at the top of your lungs, say "WHO'S WALKIN WHO?"