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[seagullheadguy]

guys

remember how tom cruise said drugs are full of cancer on oprah
and then remember how lance armstrong said his testicles were full of cancer on oprah
and then lance armstrong tested positive for performance enhancing drugs

think

about

that

i think it means you can stop wearing those fucking bracelets now

Comments

[cranley]

did lance armstrong actually test positive or is he simply being accused, again, by a french newspaper that he took them?

[seagullheadguy]

well he's obviously guilty.

i don't know how i could possibly explain this more thoroughly than i already have, but here are the facts:

tom cruise says drugs give you cancer.
lance armstrong has cancer.

how could anyone possibly call this a coincidence.

[cranley]

good point.

You should be a lawyer.

[seagullheadguy]

thanks!

but seriously, stop badgering the witness.

[drop_bear]

Good lord you may be the funniest internet man on earth.

[seagullheadguy]

so that's all i am to you. just an internet man.

oh hey--by the way, i live like a block away from you now. it's neat-o.

[drop_bear]

Awesome! Now you can walk home drunk from the 2nd annual 80s party!!!

Sep. 24th mang!!!

[abovethewrecks]

i think aids ribbons and "vote for joe clark" buttons are due for a comeback.

joe who?

[seagullheadguy]

what about s.o.l.d. bracelets? when are those coming back?

Re: joe who?

[abovethewrecks]

pffft. those were never cool.