So, I haven't been keeping this blog up lately. I've pretty much given in to xanga. I might post weird, serious, reflective type things here, we'll see. Check out my xanga: http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=sealer04

This will be quick...I was three. My parents small group was meeting at their house. I walked into the middle of the group to announce my intentions and said "Excuse folks, I have to go Big Gas" and then gracefully left the room. From that moment on, Big Gas was the word for poop in my family. My ENTIRE family: aunts, uncles, grandparents, ( Read more... )

Other code phrases include (but are not limited to ( Read more... )

It's a sad day when 'visiting Nick' is your only break at work. And by 'visiting Nick', I mean taking a dump. Actually, you don't take anything, but I digress...

Oh, the joy of registering for gifts. At once the most exciting and dulling experience. I don't know why I get excited about picking out sheets, but I do. Maybe it's the promise of...sleeping on them with The Girl. Yet, picking out a rug/coffee maker/toaster oven can destroy my spirit like pissing on a camp fire (if you'll excuse me the ( Read more... )

Wow, way too long since my last update. So, I've had a week vacation from the Bob invasion thanks to Chrisso. Super Thanks, Mad Props or whatever acclimation you get for being Uber cool and letting me stay at your place. The New Year's Day Halo tourney was Excellent! I dominated (as long as Dominating means losing to your little bro in the ( Read more... )

I love having a day off. It's so nice to sleep in and see The Girl during daylight. She's pretty cute. Christmas is also good, in case no one decided. It's the time (or at least according to the ghosts of Christmas from Dickens) that it is socially acceptable and expected for people ot act and behave as Christians. I have found this more ( Read more... )

New Driving Regulations ( Read more... )

Top Ten Things to do when I Take Over the World ( Read more... )

In my short time of blogging, I've tended to focus on negative reactions to my circumstances (first I noticed it and then The Girl confirmed it). I do appreciate many of God's blessings in my life. For example, the McRib. I enjoyed an incredible faux-meat sandwich today that, while sure to take five years off my life, was delicious. And group games ( Read more... )