My hand has been forced..

To all the gossiping co-workers: I am not.. gay.

Even if I was and it was any of your business, which it clearly is not, I would not be interested in.. in.. Kurosaki Ichigo.

And that thing he kept referring to on his pants? It was Miso Mackeral Stew. Goddammit, why did everything you say have to sound like an innuendo ( Read more... )

Things appear to be running smoothly. Any faults, please report through the usual channels.

( Private to Hitsugaya-kun/Hachigen-san )

As I am still.. on leave, could someone kindly explain to me what has been happening with SSI?

I see enough of the official press releases in the tabloids, so I do not need to hear them again, Ichimaru-san, sir.

All going well, I hope to be back at work as soon as possible.

( Private to Self - unhackable )

( Private and Highly Enc. to Yamamoto-sama )

It appears I will be unavailable for some time, though I still have access to the journal function.

I do not wish to discuss it right of the bat here. However I humbly request to you all - please do not needlessly speculate or spread vicious rumours. If you have something to say about the matter, then ask me yourself.

( Private and Encrypted to Toushirou )

Colleagues, please forward any technical faults and requests via the usual channels. I shall be away from Soul Society Inc. for an.. undisclosed period of time.

( Private )

Well, work has been rather busy as of late, and now there seems to be random people walking around... who are these people?

Sado-kun, my apologies for not getting to you when I said I would. I will come down shortly. I would do the work remotely, but I think I need to stretch my legs and get away from these crowds

( Private and Enc. to Orihime )

...( Private to self )

I don't know quite what to write about last Friday. It wasn't as if I could ignore the ruckus going on on this floor. I think.. No.. I just don't know what to think

( Private and Enc )

Imagine my surprise when I came into work and apparently Tech Support no longer has keyboards. Yes.. Tech Support has lost it's keyboards.. how utterly ridiculous ( Read more... )