The Sean T. Johnston Museum of Modern Sarcasm
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How's this for democracy?

"I understand that people aren't going to agree with the decisions I make."

Interesting, and probably the most worthwhile AP News Bulletin I've gotten up for.

I still don't understand why its a bulletin.

What the hell use is a chair that you need a fucking owner's manual to operate?

My back.

The humidor is mine. And thus I have a stake in the new "Presidential Room" at the Kaczynski Klub.

The Presidential room will over lavish surroundings, top-shelf drinks and fine cigars all in a relaxing atmosphere.

Opening soon.

I have a good feeling about this humidor.

I must be a little more emotionally unstable than I am aware of right now. No less than three times throughout the course of the weekend was I brought to the edge of tears by one thing or another. The first time was while my father and I were watching Saving Private Ryan, and, on cue, and not surprisingly, I began the water works at the end when ( Read more... )

Let's be candid, I've had a lot of great ideas in my day. However, none could be quite as bold and risky with comparatively little gain than my most recent scheme. This involves the two and a half hours of barren, desolate highway home to St. Clair Shores for an extended weekend, on no sleep, after listening to Echoes on CMU Public Radio, at 7:15 ( Read more... )

My application for commission to the United States Navy is complete and will be submitted by the end of the week. I wonder if they'll get it after the 4th of July.