An Ode to my Cellphone

[seanthelaw]

Exciting developments, all. Pants and I have gotten cellphones! I can now keep track of her 24 hours a day... and I intend to. I will be calling every 15 minutes or so just to make sure she hasn't left the house. If she does, I want a detailed accounting of her whereabouts. Not so much

Comments

[pantsandthecity]

Those were important calls. We're hardly lame.

[pantsandthecity]

You're lame.

-Shoes