044: In Which Paradise is a Bore

[search2destroy]

You know what I miss? Lengthy, melodramatic rants about FEELINGS and RELATIONSHIP ISSUES and other assorted bits of petulant rage. Someone needs to bring that back! Four days is just too long.But really, how do people break up the monotony? Even decadent parties and riots and so on get a bit same-y once you've been doing them nonstop for the past

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[amicablespirit]

Oh no! I do not think I was here for your birthday, but in case I was and I missed it I am so terribly sorry, sister!

Happy belated birthday, Eris! Would you like a birthday hug? ♥

[search2destroy]

You didn't, it was the first. No hugging.

[amicablespirit]

Oh, good!

Aww...are you sure? Do you want something else?

[search2destroy]

I'm basically only interested in these things for material gain anyway, so you can just get me something nice.

... something that I'd think is nice, that is. If you get me something sunshiney and cheerful like a bunny or something I'm giving it back.

[search2destroy]

Pretty much. I certainly wouldn't want them to be capable of more, it'd ruin my fun.

Hard to tell. I keep giving him pointers, though.

[search2destroy]

I don't. Nobody in their right mind would filter it to me.

In theory. But what I like and want doesn't really line up with what a lot of the rest of the complex likes and wants.

[pseudologos]

... Shit.

[search2destroy]

Yup.

[pseudologos]

So.

What did you want for your birthday again?

[search2destroy]

Name your price range, kiddo.

[illusived]

Sister has a birthday?

[search2destroy]

Enough of one that I expect people to buy me things on it.

[illusived]

Buy things? What does Discord want?

[search2destroy]

I don't know, what's your price range?

[the_unrelenting]

I think I was dead.

[search2destroy]

It was April 1st.

[the_unrelenting]

Huh, guess I owe you some cake and drinks.

[search2destroy]

Definitely drinks. And... okay, maybe a slice or two. No coconut.