031: In Which "Retro Cool" Is Sometimes An Oxymoron

[search2destroy]

Okay, full disclosure here. The Red Scare? Excellent stuff, one of the best things in the last century. And I really do like some of the fashion, certainly I can't complain about being given things in pinstripes.

But beyond that, and I know you're just clapping your hands with glee, old man, fuck fifties week. If I wanted my apartment clean I'd

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[the_unrelenting]

Taser or not, having a man to help you form a strong family unit would be good for you.

[Sorry about the delay in the post *got sidetracked today* Would you still like me to post it? I could say he also got side tracked and have him come over now XD]

[search2destroy]

Yes. That's what I want, a family unit.

((Of course! Don't worry, I was pretty much completely unable to get online for a good half of the day due to finals/seeing not one but two movies in theaters so I couldn't have gotten around to it either.))

[the_unrelenting]

Eris, I say this because of how long we have been friends. You cannit continue to live alone and behave this way. What will the neighbors think?

[search2destroy]

I live next door to Agamemnon. Therefore my answer is "the worse, the better."

[pseudologos]

... Shit, I thought Horcus just finally got the hint and started cleaning up after himself.

[search2destroy]

Oh god, Horcus. I wonder how he's feeling about Pleasantville.

[pseudologos]

Haven't seen him. Which up until now was a good thing.

If he's turned into a member of the Brady Bunch, can I kill him?

[search2destroy]

Yes. A thousand times yes.

[usedinvain]

To hell with the taser, you want one of those baseball bats. With the nails? Saw a couple of kids with one last week. You gotta laugh, really.

That said, the convulsing thing is damn funny.

[search2destroy]

I prefer my weapons a bit lighter and more compact, these days. Plus it's not Ares' fault that he's acting like a fucking moron right now.

... plus the convulsing is really funny.

[usedinvain]

'Fair enough' to the first part, 'So what?' to the second.

Maybe I got something resembling a taser somewhere... 'Course, it may actually be more like a cattle prod. Not that I've ever seen real cattle. Should probably stop bringing my work home with me, though.

[search2destroy]

The present week excepted, I like Ares. I don't want to gouge his flesh out over something Cronus did. Now, if it were Agamemnon or Zeus...

[farshiner]

Don't worry, Eris. You still won't be hearing any of the latter from me.

I have to say, I'm glad Cronus didn't drop us into that decade in the first place...

[search2destroy]

True, though he does seem to have systematically changed places and aspects of the present decade in order to replicate some of the more annoying aspects anyway.

[metallurgicy]

Violent reaction for a small offense...

[search2destroy]

Excuse me?

[metallurgicy]

What?

[search2destroy]

A "small offense," huh?