I'm looking forward to not dreading seeing the president on television or hearing him speak.

I'm looking forward to the next 4 years.

GO SEE THE DARK KNIGHT*

*RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

I wish the world was flat like the old days, and I could travel just by folding the map.

Due to his now doomed love of HD-DVD and the incredible power of the newly reunited band, Green Jelly, Fidel Castro has resigned.

I have a month to write a paper and here I am, starting it the night before its due... shortly before I need to go to work. Goddamn I'm awesome.

Somehow in the past 10 hours (8 of which were spent sleeping), my underwear has pulled a 180 and is now on backwards. Goddamn I'm awesome.

I kind of want to drive to Alaska.

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...but specifically my fellow Oral Interpians... do you remember?


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M. Ward will be performing on Late Night with Conan O'Brien TONIGHT Thursday, May 17th.

M. Ward will be joined by an impressive band of friends including Neko Case, Kelly Hogan, Jim James, Mike Coykendall, Than Luu, & Adam Selzer to perform Chinese Translation from Post-War.

There is no way that I wouldn't enjoy this.