I like beards. They are endlessly versatile. They can be employed to dry the feet, warm the chin, catch those alchemized gushers which will on occasion slip from a busily chewing mouth, and fill the knitting needles of the damned. I personally have achieved great effects with wizardbeard in the textile department. Certain patterns become that much ( Read more... )

I found another trait that all my characters share: none of them can drive.

But uh, yeah, please, tell me how I am doing with this girl that I have got here wriggling on the end of my strings.

P.S. She is not really much of a wriggler. Even her writhing is very discreet. I just like to, you know. Pretend.