where is your boy tonight.?

[searym]

he has sincerely broken my heart.

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[kaykee]

maybe a dinosaur chewed through all his phone lines and ate his cell phone and then stomped on his house. squish, like a pancake.

i'm just kidding. i love you

[searym]

no don't be kidding. i'm sure thats what happened. the girls are over, I'm "partying" okay i'm gonna crap my pants with depression.

[searym]

oh yeah i love you too

[kaykee]

at this point i'm sure we all want him to have been stomped on by dinosaurs but from what i've heard all the dinosaurs in this area moved to like, las vegas or some shit last spring...dunno what's up with that. *shrug.*

p.s. there's an extra change of pants in the back of the kitchen utensil drawer for when the crappage occurs. and laugh it off so the girls don't notice. woo poopy party.