Celebrities

[seattleforge]

 deadflowers  has a point.  I hate the question, "what celebrity would you like to meet"?  Fact is, I don't want to meet any.  I want to meet their characters.  Actors are filthy whores.

Comments

[murun]

Surely there are some you'f like to meet if only to punch their lights out. Or mug them at least.

[seattleforge]

In a fantasy setting that is quite true.

[quuf]

Celebrities? The lot of them can ship out to Hell, for all I care. Starting with the ghastly and ubiquitous Sarah Jessica Parker.

[seattleforge]

Clarkson was right. She's like a walking, talking boiled horse.

[sacramentalist]

Would you rather meet Ricky Gervais, or David Brent?

[seattleforge]

You've caught me out!

[dougiefelchtone]

You say "filthy whore" like it's a bad thing.

[seattleforge]

Oh, I didn't mean to come across as snobby.

[scearley]

"celebrity" has so many meanings though.

OTOH I would have loved to have met Orson Welles.

[seattleforge]

Hmmm.. I'd have to give him a few words about his shilling for Gallo wines.