(Stream of consciousness grammatically innovative magical extract from Julian's diary ( Read more... )

life plan #10

I am going to Melbourne where I will live under a bridge, with the river murmuring at me, a university degree framed and held under each arm, and my cat and my mohair rug draped across my lap.

‘I cleaned my house today’ (* it’s fairly cold out there. He looked frightened just then ( Read more... )

I spent an exorbitant amount of money on a facewash yesterday at Mecca in Claremont. Admittedly I have run out of stuff, so I did need something ( Read more... )

A desperate looking old lady with artificial bright orange curls and a thick broken English accent just came into work waving a bag of manadarins at me ( Read more... )

I left an umbrella on the Eiffel Tower. I wonder who has it now.

I had a conversation with my dad tonight about my career and my future and my homosexuality ( Read more... )

I have a glandular infection and have been sleeping heaps these last couple of days. Headaches, sweating, tenderness all over. Just bloody awful ( Read more... )

watched 'The Neverending Story' here one night with Luke and I really liked that. I've put things up around uni to advertise for a housemate here and have been bombarded with phonecalls. The house will have a new member in the next month ( Read more... )

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