I haven't looked at this thing in a while

Nov 17 - Slightly Stoopid (w/Pepper)
Nov 18 - Marsha become legal.
Nov 30 - DANE flippin' COOK!!

Everyone have a nice day.

Sooo I almost died last night. Forreal.

Note to Self: Don't go to South Baltimore. Especially at night. Even if you're with 2 black dudes.

what's the fall play at QO?

Ouch.
He really hurt my feelings.

Dear World,

I'm off to college. That is all.

It's 7:30 and I have to leave for work in half an hour. I hate work. My boss doesnt do anything, I get underpaid, and fuck Tracy ( Read more... )

I'm having surgery in 3 hours.
Come visit me while I'm at home "recouperating." It'll make me happy.

So this guy has a wife and she's in coma ( Read more... )

I've found my husband and his name is Alexander Ovechkin.

Happy Birthday to me.
Happy Birthday to me.
Happy Birthday to meeeeeeeeeeeeee
Happy Birthday to me.