1) Lady, do not let your sneezing, snot dripping child with "really high, over 102" fever run around the waiting room grabbing things. First, you may not be familiar with the germ theory of disease, but that's a prevention no-no. Second, what kind of demon spawn runs around giggling and jumping with a 102 fever ( Read more... )

Before I tell you the joke, let me tell you the punchline: I have become the kind of person who, half-awake at 11 am on a Saturday morning, buys car insurance ( Read more... )

i would fucking kill for a drink right now.

too bad my organs suck.

FML.

there was a town in pennsylvania named centralia ( Read more... )

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it's been so long since i've done any significant writing that i feel uneasy using commas ( Read more... )

this has been a really mixed year ( Read more... )

so, here are some things i have done recently:

go to europe. (german beer is fucking great.)
go to a metal conference. (malaysian metal is fucking great.)
decide to get a puppy. (more specifically, a used-up greyhound. pointy pets are fucking great ( Read more... )

i am sitting in panera in a VERY loud t-shirt ( Read more... )

this morning, i made a conference call to my boss that i assumed would be about contact numbers and volunteers ( Read more... )