my oafish
stride
trumps male lady bugs.

Pity.

IT MUST BE IN THE AIR HERE.

Sometimes,

You just need to tell your parent that they've been cheated on.

Airplane food

-Know what I'm sayin'?

Chuck Norris supports Mike Huckabee.

hmmmmmmm

There are thousands of words stuck behind these fingernails.

like
dirt.

we're walking on confectionery
sprinkled by God.

"I know not what I do." He murmured with his head in the sand.

The World Is A Burning Village Of Thatch Roof Houses Populated By Thieves And The Smoldering.

"Goes through the parking lot fields

Didn't see no signs that they would yield

And then thought,

this'll never end

this'll never end,

this'll never

stop."

If you buy any of the "best of" SNL dvds, get the Christopher Walken one. It's by far the best.