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ATTENTION LAPTOP USERS
If you're a guy and you own a laptop, don't use it with it lying in your lap. It will hurt your balls.
This has happened several times, and I decided to google it;
There are forums confirming my suspicions (so don't think I'm just some paranoid psycho).
Sincerely, A Guy With Empathy. -
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I've decided that a vampire and a Frankenstein having a werewolf on the Munsters makes sense. You see, the Frankenstein was constructed with Werewolf testicles.
It's That Simple. -
It Goes BOOM, BOOM, BOOM.
"Well, when the rumor spreads that y'all stupid
I'll be the cat with guilty look on face and shirt that reads: I didn't do it!
Is it on, is it beyond basic
Does it ice grill you or is every song faceless?
Does it have a title? If it didn't would you name it?
Does it babble about nothing like a drunk atheist?" -
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"I have died a thousand deaths, and I apologize for you and yours
For kicking your fantasies overboard
I mean I'm only one servant, ayo one hell of a diversion
And if the masses have agreed to split the sea then let it bleed
I have died a thousand deaths, and I apologize for them and
theirs
For breaking down their ropes, ladders and stairs
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"I'm gonna be the biggest thing to hit these little kids!
Bigger than guns
Bigger than cigarettes." -
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-Because my bird is dead...and now I really shall destroy this vile planet!! -
Word Up.
At the Stop'n'Go Mart, actin like a spirit host done it
{"America's most blunted!"} Yeah, yo
Doom nominated for the best rolled L's
And they wondered how he dealt with stress so well
Wild guess? You could say he stay sedated
Some say buddha'd, some say faded
Someday pray that he will grow a foreign barn full
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Yep.
" Speaking over beats is the only time I feel complete ( Read more... )
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