WHAT IN THE BLOODY HELL IS THIS?! I FOUND IT ON MY FUCKING PORCH BESIDE BOLLOX. IT KEEPS TALKING AND SHIT. IS IT A FUCKING CHEW TOY? FUCK IT, I'M GIVIN' IT TO THE DOG ANYWAY. SKDJ:LKAJDKALJD THE THING WON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP. THE DAMN MUTT BETTER RIP IT APART.

THE DAMN THING SAID IT LOVED ME?! THE FUCK?! THAT'S THE GAYEST SHIT I'VE EVER SEEN.

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WHERE THE FUCK IS THE BITCH?

Type: Public (But to guys only, unless a girl would be in a men's washroom) 
Who: Dosu and Grimmjaw
Where: Somewhere outside the city, in...a gas station's men's washroom.
When: Today, this afternoon?
Warnings: language, some violence, and I think that's it :O
Notes: READ THE DOSU/TAYUYA LOG FIRST, PLEASE D:

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That mask thing was fucking stupid. Ain't ever goin' to another one again. I can't remember shit about it anyway

HAG, I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU. BETTER SLEEP WITH THE FUCKING LIGHTS ON.

Bitch, I burnt all the shit you left here. Yer' lucky that I didn't do anythin' to the damn mutt yet.

SDJHAHAAJJHAJSAJHAHAJ THATTAS MATKA TINHGY SO TOADMAY

(( lol omg. He's drunk, okay? Translation: "AHAHAHAHAHA THAT MASK THINGY IS TODAY." ;D))

Tayuya, it's over.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU?!

HAG, YOU BETTER BE USING THOSE DAMN PANTIES. I TOOK THE TIME TO STEAL THOSE, Y'KNOW?

THE DOG IS STARTING TO PISS ON ME ALL THE TIME AGAIN A:KLDJA:KLJD:AKLDJ

I'M NOT AN ALCOHOLIC. I'M JUST A FUCKING ASSHOLE.

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I dont' know whether I want her to know it was me or not.
....Fuck.
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...I WAS CURIOUS, OKAY?! FUCK YOU.

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So, I found out a lot of shit about the bitch today. And she found out about that... incident. What the fuck ever. We'll never speak of it again.

.......

I TOLD HER THAT I LOVE HER?! WHAT THE FUCK? I WAS FUCKING DRUNK. I DIDN'T MEAN IT. I SAY A LOT OF SHIT WHEN I'M WASTED Sdhal;skjdha;skj

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So...how's shit?

And Ino, lesbian and bi are the same fuckin' thing.

Kensei, I'm gonna' kick your fuckin' ass.

The bitch is finally back. Went to go see her dad in America or some shit. Could've at least told me before she fuckin' left as;lkjas;kldjasd

The dog is growing on me getting better. Ain't pissin' as much.

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