You're another year older, hag. I hope you find the present I sent you useful.

AND TAYUYA, WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?

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That bitch left me alone with this stupid mutt. It keeps chewing everything and fuckin' pisses on the god damn floor. I lock it in a fucking room and it won't stop it's fucking yapping so I have to let that damn bugger out. ( Read more... )

INO IS A FUCKING DYKE. WELL, HALF ANYWAYS.

TO ALL THE GIRLS OUT THERE LOOKIN' FOR SOME ACTION. I SAY GO FOR IT.

and hey, where is my damn bitch? Haven't seen her all fucking day.

So there's some fuckers that are lookin' for fights. I'll give 'em what they're askin' for.

And bitch, I want a fuckin' dog. One of those vicious ones that will keep other fuckin' dogs off my lawn.

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What the fuck happened after I got wasted? I can't remember shit.
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Type: Public
Who:  Sai and Grimmjaw
Where: Somewhere outside.
When: Today, afternoon.
Warnings:  Language, and a bit of violence

Today it was raining. Again. Grimmjaw hated crappy weather, especially when he had to walk through it, which he was doing.

The steps of the porch were starting to piss him off. They were falling apart and it was impossible to ( Read more... )

DOES ANYONE KNOW OF A GUY WHO WEARS A BANDANA AND HAS A BUNCH OF SCARS ON HIS FACE?

Type: Public
Who:  Ibiki and Grimmjaw
Where: Uh, somewhere by the liquor store?
When: Today, afternoon.
Warnings:  Language, fighting, and wasted vodka :(

Grimmjaw walked out of the store, holding a bottle of vodka under his arm. He was given a bag with it but he thought it wasn't necessary.

He swaggered down the street and watched as a little girl ( Read more... )

To anyone that has a dog:

IF YOUR DOG SHITS ON MY LAWN AGAIN, I'M GOING TO FUCKING SHOOT IT AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YA'!

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Okay, you need to start explainin', bastard. Why the fuck are you so 'interested' in the bitch? And I do have a fuckin' right to tell you to stay the fuck away from her.
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Shit, it fuckin' sucks typing with one hand esgdghljk;!!!

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...Do you want to go anywhere? >\
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Remember, keep things fuckin' private.
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LKJASGDHLAKJS;DFA;DF DAMNIT INO!

To all of those who are wondering, I am not armless. I have one fuckin' arm, which means that I'm NOT armless.

Ino is just a bimbo.

Don't ask.

AND I CAN READ BACKWARDS.

So, what'd I miss?