[Stapled to the crowded bulletin board on the outside of the stables, on multiple strips of paper in different handwritings, we see CFUD's minigames and miniquests:]
Quests
- New! THE MELON LORD!!11 - The Melon Lord has taken over camp! He sits at the top of the volcano, laughing at you all. Overcome all obstacles his minions throws at you to get close to him, and destroy him by smashing his head!
- Complete - Mess Hall Rebirth - The Director has instructed campers and counselors alike to pool together and rebuild your missing Mess Hall. See what rooms you can create with the right combination of supplies you gather around camp! Be careful: you want the right kind of stiff wood in that forest!
- Animal Abuse! - Kick 50 lucky/unlucky animals and come to the @Home for a prize. Void in the presence of the SPCA and PETA.
- Mognet - the moogles of camp are all set to deliver your letters! Will they arrive in-tact? They might have some letters for you to deliver, too!
- DRR DRR DRR - On the far side of the cliffs, strange holes have appeared. These holes. . . were they made for you?
- Chivalry Is Dead? - Boys, let's see what you're made of! Earn the approval of a princess. If you succeed, you gain +1 Knight Ponts or +1 Gay Points, depending on the princess!
- The Missing Parts - Zombies in camp have lost various limbs. If you can find their matching body parts, they will reward you - provided you can stomach the sight of the reattaching.
- Nobody to Love - Give a Nobody - Any Nobody! - a bright smile and announce they are your friend. Make it so!
- They're Taking Our Cowbots! - An alien saucer is appearing during random encounters! If it appears before you, be ready. Something exciting may happen if you give it something!
- Skultulla Curse - Strange giant spiders have appeared in the nooks and crannies around camp. Where did they come from? Why are they here? Why must they make that incessant noise? Kill them and gather the gold tokens they leave behind.
Games
New! Catch the Flutterbys! - See
this bulletin for details.
- Blitzball! - It's the water sport that everyone loves, no scuba gear required! Sponsored by the Zanarkand Abes. See
this bulletin for details!
- Triple Triad - The popular card game that's all the rage has arrived in CFUD! See Cloud or Squall for a starter deck. Press the Square Button near a fellow camper to see if they want to play. Be on the lookout for collector cards of your friends!
- Urn Smash - There is a room filled entirely with urns. What are urns for? BREAKING.
- Butterdog Butterdog It's Awwwright - Slap butter on the big, black dog that roams camp. The dog can be lured with Japanese High School girl's uniforms!
- A-TTACK! - Ikki wants to play chicken with YOU! Line up and charge the nearest brick wall. Whoever stops first gains +1 PUSSY.
- Banzai! - Pin the number Eleven on Cornelia's back and RUN. Mash X quickly to escape!
- Rappig Roundup - The Rappigs are loose! (Again.) And Peony needs your help. Bring a tool to fly, or you can't pass the higher difficulty levels.
- Rappig Racing - Just what it sounds like! Watch out for the rampaging Emperauder.
- Chocobo Racing - Fully-grown chocobos are ready and rearing to race! Train them, find an opponent, and see just how fast you can go!
- Chocobo Stables - Raise and love your very own chocobo in CFUD's stables. Please don't keep any purple chocobos in the stables with the other chocobos. For details, see Cloud!
- Tentacle Dodge - Self-explanatory. Don't go in without protection.
- Treasure Plunder - Local zombies were spotted shoving valuables down the throats of cowbots, gorillas, and other wild animals. "Pickpocket" these animals to find the treasure, and do it properly or face angry critters who don't appreciate you trying!
- Don't Hit The Chickens! - Rupees do not come out.
Tasks
- New! Koopa Troop Recruiting - Bowser needs minions, but Camp's monsters keep abandoning their duties! Drag any camp monster you beat up to the Castle Crash Site to earn some coinage.
- Saving Someone's Tail - Excel's dog has humbly requested that you give any and all of your extra food to Excel. She just doesn't want to be eaten! Please, for the love of God, give Excel food!
- He Just Needs A Hug - Hug Marvin. Hug him hard! Prove there is still love in this world!
- Fushigi Mystery - There is a GIANT HOLE in the middle of camp. What the hell? Why are there footprints all around it? Is that smell gunpowder? Somebody please explain it!
- Appreciation day! - Haru is looking for a new recipes for cake. Please deliver something nice!
((OOC: Quests will always be updated and changing as they develop, and this list will always at the very top of Cloud's journal. (stuff that is NOT UNLOCKED still needs planning or needs an Activation Post, but it is visible IC.)
THIS IS THE PLACE TO PUT YOUR QUESTS IN THE COMMENTS (WHICH ARE OOC)! Whether it is an ooc-made quest involving characters that have been cleared
here, or an IC-made task that your character wants on the list (IC-posts will go up so we can do these IC! But this is for any time you can't find me, to just drop a line in), leave a comment! Leave a comment ANYTIME, especially for tasks. Remember, the #1 rule of miniquests in games is it's perfectly acceptable to ask a random stranger to gather your cooking ingredients or end your long-term love rivalry for you.))