This is how you can recognize me.

[secondhelix]

My hair is brown and straighter than straight

Comments

[gargamellon]

You forgot something.

[secondhelix]

that's a provocative comment.
what did I forget?

[gargamellon]

That even if the world was vaporized by ugly looking aliens in a bulbous yellow ship, you'd still have a warm, invititing, silly grin.

[messerschmitt]

damndable Vogons