Things that make me feel like a marshmellow (and that feeling you get before you sneeze ( Read more... )

This is basically just so I won't forget. And for future reference any time I want to laugh ( Read more... )

Setting: Craven C 2nd floor hallway. Caroline and Anne are in their respective rooms, Alyssa is in the doorway of Anne's room, and I am walking to the stairs. It is around 9:30 PM, although that probably doesn't make a difference ( Read more... )

It's raining; it's pouring! Luckily there's no old man snoring. There was an old man storing very loudly in the ER on Sunday night though. I would say that's why I couldn't sleep, but that doesn't even begin to cover it. Since I'm at work and will be here for a long time, and therefore am very bored and have basically nothing to do and only a ( Read more... )

quote of the day: "Liz, get your tongue away from my cone!"

ok, so it kind of loses it's inappropriateness when you know that a girl said it, but still.

Hey everybody ( Read more... )

This really is the best question ever. Dirty, of course, but also one that no one seems to know the answer to. Thank you Rachel for coming up with it.

Are vegans allowed to swallow?

Setting: Megan's backyard/porch. Megan is grilling cheeseburgers. The rest of us are being lazy.

Greg: Do you want some help?
Megan: No thanks, I feel like Sponge Bob.

Spending a Sunday afternoon and evening with my family, first visiting my uncle and then my grandparents, was quite amusing. my family is crazy and hilarious, but mostly in a laughing at them kind of way ( Read more... )

Yes, i know that's not how it's actually spelled, but it's a pun, like solemates. You'll see ( Read more... )