To prove that it's not just the people around me who say stupid/funny things...and also because the person I said this to said he would have put it in his facebook quotes section if he actually used that part of his profile, so i decided the moment needed to be recorded somehow.

"Threesomes on weekdays are bad ideas."

"Get your finger out of my penis!"

This was said by one of my friends who's a girl to her boyfriend. To explain, she has a decorative pillow that she calls her penis pillow because it's rather phallic shaped, and the pillow is developing holes in it and the stuffing is coming out and she thought he had his finger in one of the holes.

"crucible of awesomeness"
" is a sconce of knowledge ( Read more... )

A recording of Dr. Phil just called my cell phone to tell me that I should donate blood. I called him an asshole and hung up.

Quote of my vacation thus far.

Rob: Anything that involves heavy breathing is over within 30 seconds anyway.

I love North Carolina weather...ok so it's really more like I just like the weather right now. Today is December 11th and I was perfectly comfortable being outside in jeans, a t-shirt, and flip flops. The temperature got up to 80 degrees yesterday. The funny thing is it was really cold last week. The change happened so quickly. Friday night I was ( Read more... )

Look, I'm on YouTube ( Read more... )

Two weird/creepy things people have said to me today ( Read more... )

I got yelled at for the first time today working at the information desk. This lady came by looking for room 103 for some event being done by the career center. First I told her that I thought it might be in OSAF because earlier someone else came by looking for 103 and Darrius sent her to OSAF. So 30 seconds later this woman comes back and says ( Read more... )

So, here’s how it works ( Read more... )