Hellboy was fucking awesome. I mean really. It kicked ass. Lots of ass. Like, if you took a truckload of ass, squared it, cubed it, and just added more ass, thats how much it would've kicked. Now seriously. Thats A LOT of ass. Maybe it wasn't THAT good but it was really damn good ( Read more... )

Here we go, 50 points each(thank you Graham ( Read more... )

I was gonna write a song like that one day. I'm bored again, so I return to this shit. For once, I require commentary..it's just like essential to my well-being and shit. Y'know how it goes. Just get low ( Read more... )

Peter: WILSON!!! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO NOW!!! WILSON!!! WILSON!!!!!!!
Volleyball: My name is Voit you asshole.

Haha, Castaway and Peter Griffin.

PHIL

Susie: Hey, Calvin! Are we near a slaughterhouse, or did you forget your deodorant?!
Calvin: Drop dead, Susie! You're so ugly, I hear your mom puts a bag over your head before she kisses you goodnight!! 
Calvin: It's shameless the way we flirt. 
....
Calvin: What's it like to fall in love?
Hobbes: Well...say the object of your affection walks by...
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Don't tell anyone about this here thang. I want all them's to find out on their own. That's how its gon' go down round hurr. Later.

PHIL

Well I'm sittin here at 1:54 AM wondering. Mainly love stuff. I guess I have some sort of crazed thing about love. It's a weird thing though. I mean two people that have feelings for each other so deep that they can never be destroyed. There's someone I feel like about that. She said she could love me, and I know I can love her. Took me a ( Read more... )