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P.S. Any you motherfuckers wanna see Napoleon Dynamite today, I'm going and so are other people. Tell me if you wanna go.

PHIL

Does anyone know the song Lola by The Kinks? That was my favorite childhood song and I'd love it and stuff like that. I thought it was a love song, guy-girl, blah blah. Turns out, the song is about a transvestite. A TRANSVESTITE. I mean, I bet this like, psychologically influenced my thoughts as a child ( Read more... )

Nose:sexy party
Elbow:sexy party
Tongue:sexy party
Chin:dsxhy ;plzsfgvgbvhgb
Eyes closed one finger:sext paert
Back of my hand:wexy p[aesrtty
Palm:saexrt p[oaretyu
Mouse:sexy7 party
Wrist:saerwcytu posadertrtyuj

My elbow, nose, and tongue kick ass. Seriously. Also, this update sucks. Later everybody.

PHIL

Man, you guys suck. Not even comments on the lesbian joke. I'm gonna go cry now.

PHIL

Why do I keep doing this? I don't even do it habitually. It's like once a month. MAYBE! Hell this is currrazy. Supar currazzzy. Anyway, I saw Troy. Innacurrate but good. I got punched on both arms and my foot (?). Weird eh? My foot got punched, thank you David. And you know what? It's bruised, too. Goddamnit. I need to be in a band. ( Read more... )

It's time for a new update. Well, today was cool. We had seminars and swing was awesome, as usual. Adriana says I'm a good dancer. Good? Yes? Good. After that I kind of skipped skateboarding to go to physics where I did nothing except wander until I finally thought of an experiment. Which I have to do all tomorrow in an hour. Goddamnit. ( Read more... )

Well I'm gettin lazy now. Not updatin' xanga no mo'. Just for Jeremy of course. I think I'll just get addicted to this sooner or later. Spring break has been pretty cool so far. I've seen David a lot. Everyone's gone. It's crazy! But this Friday will be the day to end all days. Andrew and George get back here. KILL BILL VOL. 2 AND ( Read more... )