filllllllllllll this out. because i asked you nicely.

[secret_novelist]

filllllll this out. and i'll dance. yes. the brown dance.  ps. no brown jokes. and lie if the answer is gonna hurt my feelings lmao imjk. im a bitch and i throughly enjoy it.

1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Would you kiss me?
6. Describe me in one word.
7. What was your first impression?
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here you go jessminder...jerk

[heardshekisses]

1. Who are you? Your Lord Almighty, bow down bitch.
2. Are we friends? you'd like to think so
3. When and how did we meet? juice box orgies... hmm a year ago, back when you were homophobic;)
4. Do you have a crush on me? Oh yes, I want to do you.
5. Would you kiss me? See above ^ bow chicka wow wow
6. Describe me in one word: neurotic. (oh gad..)
7. What was your first impression? she needs a nose ring
8. Do you still think that way about me now? sparkle sparkle
9. What reminds you of me? fly-swatters
10. If you could give me anything what would it be? sex.
11. How well do you know me? inside & out
12. When's the last time you saw me? last week
13. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? i want to put on my jess mask and open a can of jihad on your ass
14. Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you? No, because I'm terribly afraid of your vindictive nature, not that it matters because you never GO to my journal anyway...jerkface.

Re: here you go jessminder...jerk

[secret_novelist]

damn fly swatters!

[byrdie86]

1. Who are you? RATS
2. Are we friends? and how!
3. When and how did we meet? law class....mmm....law...tasty...
4. Do you have a crush on me? i want to crush you
5. Would you kiss me? in a new york minute...haha random mary kate and ashley references
6. Describe me in one word. brown.
7. What was your first impression? wow. shes brown.
8. Do you still think that way about me now?yes
9. What reminds you of me? hahaha... everytime i look at my fish [looks like dead!]
10. If you could give me anything what would it be? oral sex
11. How well do you know me? i like to think very well...and if i dont...then i will kill you
12. When's the last time you saw me? [crying face] like more than a month ago
13. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? i think that i love you
14. Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you? no...but you shoud do it anyways...i have another survey...go do it bitch....