My Liger is hot...its like my most favorite animal.

Vote for Pedro!!!

So I was at this bar see...and nothing taste better than a womans kiss. oh man you so hot. Little rump shaker she can really shake-n-bake shes got skillz. I wonder how I wonder why, yesterday you told me bout the blue blue sky and all that i can see is just another lemon tree. Okay so i am bored in this stupid keyboarding class. I have really dumb ( Read more... )

so i was in my buddy's spaceship when this piece of shit mustang pulled up beside us and started reving thier engine. like wow. i don't think i have ever heard anything so gay in my life. those cool fockers wanted to kick my ass when i showed them that spaceships are much better. i was laughing at those NOS inhalers like crazy. they called me an ( Read more... )

like oh my god. i so looked at adam ass today and i was like oooh my god. i so creamed my panties.

So I was at this bar see and whathadhappened was...this fucking penguin walked up to me and said yo you wanna fight and I was like Batman and Robin don't like Mr. Penguin. So I punched that little pussy in his face. Blood went flying everywhere. It was all over the floor and the door. Then I dragged that damn penguin outside by the beak and slammed ( Read more... )

I love Adam. I want his tight pants. He is a sexy mofo.