no-one should watch atonement because it is the most depressing movie ever, keira knightley or not.

if the fountain made you want to kill yourself, atonement will come in at a close second.

>:|

BYEEEEEEEEE

and we must be acrobats to talk like this and act like that.

do not click this link if you feel easily triggered by school bullying.

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i must look terribly funny in craft stores when i rub skeins of yarn against my face, as i cannot feel a significant texture difference when i feel it with my hands. so i rub it on my face to make sure.

I was tagged by Sasha :OOOO

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Dear Hannaford God,

Please for the love of... yourself... let me do OK on this exam. I probably won't do *well* because I don't know a damn thing about feudalism, but could I just please get like a C? Thanks.

Love so much,
Lorelei

DEAR METHELYNE BLUE:

THANKS FOR DESTROYING MY THROAT.

NO LOVE,
LORELEI

DEAR CODEINE,

YOU ARE KINDA DISAPPOINTING ME RIGHT NOW. START WORKING.

WITH HOPE,
LORELEI

And from my ten-floor tenement, where once our bodies lay, how I long to hear you say, "No, they'll never catch me now... we will escape somehow.

Somehow...

i'm so out of it right now, i tried to put my bottle of pepsi in my portfolio.

o.O