Comments | secretsend: luck be a pair of new jeans.

secretsend

luck be a pair of new jeans.

Aug 24, 2004 17:48

i've been bitching about my hip and groin for the past two todays. started working today at Metropolis (which i am now coining Metroposhit, ghetto, slum, etc.) and ended up leaving three hours early to see a doctor for my mid-section issues. the doctor informs that i have completely torn my pelvic muscles and if i continue to walk for other reasons ( Read more... )

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boycaught August 24 2004, 21:07:20 UTC

Heh heh Metroposhit. I was on Robson most of today, yo. I tried on suits because I'm classy. How did you tear your pelvic muscles? Scandal, no doubt.

secretsend August 24 2004, 22:27:45 UTC

soccer, without a doubt.

LOVELY! anonymous August 24 2004, 23:05:03 UTC

I was going to say...I don't even want to KNOW how you tore your pelvic muscles. Ugh.

anonymegs August 24 2004, 23:36:56 UTC

I never win anything... ever... not at bingo, not at stores...nothing.
until tonight that is.

I was very excited when I won buy one froster get the second one free at mac's (it doesn't sound like much, but when all my other slurpee cards have said get your free collectible froster sticker, buyone get one free was like pure gold)

then I come home and see this entry, and feel the urge to tear my pathetic 2 for 1 in half.
damn you and your new jeans.

P.S.
Sorry to hear about your pelvis.

secretsend August 25 2004, 01:06:03 UTC

it hurts.

wait a second... acousticprophet August 26 2004, 21:47:59 UTC

aren't long and leans for girls?

Re: wait a second... secretsend August 27 2004, 03:09:32 UTC

Long & Leans are for those without asses who win free pairs of jeans and refuse to succumb to Classic Fit. have you ever seen me in a pair of Long & Leans? you'd be soon to reconsider that whole break-up of ours.

Re: wait a second... acousticprophet August 27 2004, 10:44:16 UTC

hilarious.