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fuck this journal shit, its really rather pointless

LOOK AT THE LLAMAS! THERE ARE LLAMAS! LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA

"i have a band name!"
"does it involve the word llama?"
"NO!.....yes"

haha LLAMAS

dear Daisy,
I hope heaven is as good to you as mattie was.
Rest In Peace.

yesterday was mr. stuart schlangers birthday.
made him a ham cake and jumped out of it wearing nothing but a...thats right...a MERKIN!

ive been sleeping way too much lately. i need to cut that out.

ok listen to this:
mooch looked me in the eye and asked me to marry her today
of course i agreed

"yellow photographs and tattoos"

i remember that.

im sick.
i feel like crrrrrrap and the smell of kenneth cole cologne on my coat makes me want to vomit.
green goo is coming out of my orifices.

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