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[seepassion]

That forty dollar bouquet of flowers people were looking at two days ago? (Cause that's totally fucking worth it. The flowers are already fucking dead, asshole. It's like giving someone cellophane-wrapped corpses.) Bet you could fucking get it for three bucks today.

Or, y'know, bet you could if you could actually leave the building

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[thebesttitan]

Shall we break some windows?

[seepassion]

Why?

I mean, what're we gonna do then? Jump out of them? Breaking them isn't going to do anything but get a shit-ton of glass embedded in the fucking carpeting.

[thebesttitan]

It's easy to jump out the first floor windows and not get hurt.

[seepassion]

We're just going to get magically warped right the fuck back in here. Whole deal gets seriously predictable after the first 20,000 times. Seriously.

[rhodeofthesea]

...fuck.[deleted;]

Flowers are so passé. Anyone with some creativity could come up with a better gift.

[seepassion]

Yeah. Guess so.

Unless you like shrink-wrapped corpses.

Look at her trying. >>

[rhodeofthesea]

At forty bucks, they're still worthless. I'd take shiny things over flowers any day.

Sorry he's a bitch, Rhode.

[seepassion]

Most shit is.

But I guess they don't slowly wither and die on your counter. Should count for something.

[pornpoet]

Cheeer.

[seepassion]

For corpses?

Sure. Why the fuck not?

[pornpoet]

Cheeeeer-

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[pornpoet]

In that direction plzkthx.

[aversivefeeling]

Feeling trapped, nephew?

[seepassion]

Just bored fucking senseless.

[aversivefeeling]

Bored?

But you have so much to amuse you.

[seepassion]

Oh yeah. I'm just drowning in pure amusement.

[directforce]

A pity we can't stab them into peoples faces.

[seepassion]

I mean, I'm sure you could. If you really fucking tried.

[directforce]

Of course. If we fucking had them.

[seepassion]

Yeah, well. You can't have everything