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Apr 01, 2011 07:42

Public Service Announcement: I was totally joking about the lady-parts.

But still. I can so totally fucking do this. This is doable like nobody's business. I mean, seriously. Look at me! I'm motherfucking adorable. The fauxhawk looks so much better now. My hair's all nice. And pretty. And it smells like strawberries. (Okay, so it did that before ( Read more... )

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directforce April 1 2011, 20:49:24 UTC
You lucky fucking bastard.

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seepassion April 2 2011, 00:29:37 UTC
You really need to chill, Bumble Bee.

I mean, worse things out there. Being a dude means you can hit people in the face harder!

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of_victory April 2 2011, 02:45:14 UTC
Do not give her ideas.

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seepassion April 2 2011, 02:49:05 UTC
Looking on the bright side here, Nike.

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aversivefeeling April 1 2011, 20:51:03 UTC
You are not the only one who adores their hair.

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seepassion April 2 2011, 00:30:16 UTC
We're all pretty. It's awesome.

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aversivefeeling April 2 2011, 11:15:54 UTC
All the clothes that now fit me, all the make-up I can wear, all the additions that I can see.

All the hair.

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seepassion April 2 2011, 17:14:21 UTC
And now you can make people call you Mistress as you sexually torture them.

Very few downsides to this, really.

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moonstoneglow April 1 2011, 21:59:40 UTC
Hey there beautiful, come here often?

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seepassion April 2 2011, 00:30:40 UTC
Why hello yourself, gorgeous.

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moonstoneglow April 2 2011, 00:35:33 UTC
We are SO going out like this.

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seepassion April 2 2011, 00:38:17 UTC
Gods, we're all going to rock this temporary gender-reassignment shit so hard.

I mean, seriously. I feel all pretty!

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morphingreality April 1 2011, 22:47:31 UTC
Short hair is much more convenient than long hair.

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seepassion April 2 2011, 00:32:32 UTC
Then just cut it all off! Dye it blue and gel it up into spikes!

C'mon! Be a rebel!

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morphingreality April 2 2011, 01:21:16 UTC
How would dyeing and gelling it make it more convenient?

Maybe next time. Or no.

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seepassion April 2 2011, 01:22:43 UTC
I mean, if you're already at the hairdresser? You might as well go all out on it. It's not like you're gonna be keeping the meatsuit forever.

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of_victory April 2 2011, 02:40:46 UTC
Wait-

You just cannot-

At least give me something to wear?

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seepassion April 2 2011, 02:48:29 UTC
Dude, you're more than fucking welcome to anything in my closet.

That's what my closet's there for.

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of_victory April 2 2011, 02:51:54 UTC
I do not mind having you going through my clothes, but I would prefer to...ask first, myself.

good thing you are not using my bras, because I am sure my chest was bigger than yours

On a second though, your clothes are...all kinds of colorful.

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seepassion April 2 2011, 02:58:22 UTC
Eh. Asking's for people who aren't family.

My clothes are amazing, thank you fucking kindly.

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