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seepassion

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Apr 01, 2011 07:42

Public Service Announcement: I was totally joking about the lady-parts.

But still. I can so totally fucking do this. This is doable like nobody's business. I mean, seriously. Look at me! I'm motherfucking adorable. The fauxhawk looks so much better now. My hair's all nice. And pretty. And it smells like strawberries. (Okay, so it did that before ( Read more... )

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pornpoet April 1 2011, 13:57:28 UTC

I know right? This event rocks my shoeless socks. It's like they're giving us gifts!

seepassion April 1 2011, 16:49:18 UTC

Seriously. It's a brave, new freaking world here.

Enjoying the dangly bits?

pornpoet April 1 2011, 16:53:04 UTC

It's like having a yappy dog in my pants! Only better!

seepassion April 1 2011, 18:45:58 UTC

Gives a whole new meaning to heavy petting. I fucking approve. Excellent use of simile. Snaps.

How many people you planning on seducing?

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rhodeofthesea April 1 2011, 16:10:48 UTC

This is so fucking weird.

Bras are usually overrated, but don't think for a second that if you should be wearing one with an outfit that I won't tell you do put one on.

seepassion April 1 2011, 16:51:23 UTC

Miss Rhode! Why take a look at you, sir! I like it. Tres hot, sweetcheeks.

Does it have to have the sharp, pokey, horrifying parts?

rhodeofthesea April 1 2011, 19:00:14 UTC

Thanks, babe, you too. But really? No sirs, okay~?

We can get you a padded bra without an underwire, yes.

seepassion April 1 2011, 19:27:53 UTC

Yeah, yeah. No sirs. Despite great temptation. I mean, it's very Officer and a Gentleman. But for you. I guess.

Pooh! I can buy corsetry for girly people now!

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thebesttitan April 1 2011, 20:00:41 UTC

Sometimes I wonder why you weren't born a woman anyway

It's good you're enjoying this.

seepassion April 1 2011, 20:06:06 UTC

You gotta be able to enjoy yourself, Mom Two!

I mean, really. There's all sorts of DVD extras either way. Ain't anything too terrible about either of the bits involved. Seriously, dude. You like boobs. Now you've got some of your very own. Run with it for a bit.

thebesttitan April 1 2011, 22:17:08 UTC

I will, once I get a bra on. These shits hurt when they bounce.

seepassion April 2 2011, 00:20:10 UTC

Dude!

Dad, I do not want to know any more information about your newly installed tits than is necessary!

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golden_armed April 1 2011, 20:08:09 UTC

You've got the easier switch. How do you boys walk without looking all bow-legged?

seepassion April 1 2011, 20:14:06 UTC

Feeling a bit too dangly? I'd just get yourself some boxer-briefs. Safely containing the swing.

golden_armed April 1 2011, 20:47:56 UTC

Dangly's a good word and it's all good and fine in bed. Oh I will definitely have to try that~ Thank you very much gorgeous.

seepassion April 2 2011, 00:40:55 UTC

No problem. Y'welcome - you know, as a former, card-holding member of the penis possessing club.

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oflamentations April 1 2011, 20:41:51 UTC

TBFH, I'm really only seeing benefits. Maybe I'm just fucking crazy, that wouldn't really surprise me.

seepassion April 2 2011, 00:27:43 UTC

Dude, we have tits. I'm not seeing the downside here.

Okay, okay - so I'm still not really entirely sure if I'm allowed to get all calling you baby with you yet. Again? Cause, y'know, I don't want to seem like a dick or anything. After the whole thing where I was a huge dick? Yeah. That. But.

Uh.

Just - I gotta. Cause, really. Holy shit, babe. You're, like, kind of ridiculously hot. Just so you know. Not to imply that you're not hot at all fucking times, just - Jesus H. Christ.

oflamentations April 2 2011, 02:35:58 UTC

Besides having to sit down to pee? Yeah, totally agree. I think I'm, like, totally cool with this Prometheus loser, though. He's not doing jack shit, but maybe he's not SUPPOSED to? Like, who fucking knows, but I really don't care at this point.

Well BUT I WA Um, I guess whatever you wan

Duh, of course you're allowed. Way, WAY, over that now.

......... wuruughlksjelkr BLUSHING? CAN'T DO whyyyyy
No way, Zelos, you're just about a kajillion times better looking than I am, for serious. THATWASSOLAMEISUCK

seepassion April 2 2011, 02:47:33 UTC

I kinda think that his whole purpose is to sit around looking all sage and shit. And pretty much stroke his beard and sound like a really awesome narrator for existence in general.

I - Really? Yeah? I - I mean, yeah. Okay. That's - that's really, uh, nice?

Babe, you really need to look in a fucking mirror. Like, five minutes ago. You're - I'm seriously lacking on appropriate adjectives here. But they're totally all complimentary and with a heavy undertone of wanting to, y'know, potentially do things that are inappropriate for young viewers.

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