Salmagundi

[seether]

So very wrong and yet so very funny. (and so probably NSFW)

What kind of a fucking douchebag do you have to be to visit Amazon.com's Early Adopters on any kind of regular basis? I mean, the first sentence says it all. "These are the newest and coolest products our customers are buying." It originally was followed with, "If you're a gigantic

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[crickie]

I also hate the Quizno's baby Bob commercials. He is really creepy, and the whole thing kind of grosses me out. I did like the old Quizno's commercials about the 'lettuce'. And the Spongmonkeys made me laugh, tho they got old fast and had nothing to do with sandwiches.

[nibor]

Quiznos commercials have sucked for many moons. Today, it is no different.

You can't put bacon bandages on the baby...someone might bite her! (Like, say, me.)

And finally, we keep talking about setting up a Nethack server at work. Put all that Power technology to work.

[sinndar]

What kind of assholes name their daughter L'Wren?

[mc_dork]

Fuck using bacon bandaids on the kid. Use them yourself!