Comments | seideblume: I didn't know I needed to do this....

seideblume

I didn't know I needed to do this....

May 08, 2006 18:18

For as long as I have had this thing, I have respected you people. I have assumed you possesed intellegence greater than that of the typical garden slug, and have thus acted accordingly. However, today it was brought to my attention that, in the case of some of you, I have been horribly mistaken.

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weaponnotspray May 9 2006, 03:19:40 UTC

Is the "and finally" bit in any way shape or form a response to a story about a boy in a park and his grandfather's ripe old age? If it is... :)

seideblume May 9 2006, 03:54:31 UTC

*giggle*

excuse me for being out of the loop but... weather_is_here May 9 2006, 04:32:52 UTC

what Are you talking about?

Ask me and I'll tell you. federalduck May 9 2006, 04:55:51 UTC

Maybe if you showed up to school earlier I'd be able to tell you these things. Either that or cut choir.

Potshot? federalduck May 9 2006, 03:23:03 UTC

If this is me being mentioned...screw you. As far as I am concerned, you jumped to conclusions based on your suppositions and prejudices against me. You had no right to speculate publicly about my affairs, whether or not you were right.

Though I am strictly innocent of many of the crimes of intelligence presented here... maybe you didn't mean me at all.

NEVER! seideblume May 9 2006, 03:52:30 UTC

Completely innocent. You of ALL people would never do something as obscene as any of these.

Excuse me, I need to mop up that puddle of sarcasm that just dripped off those words before it interferes with my internet connection.

But before I go, it is good to know that recent developments have not taken away any of your bitterness. It is also good to know that you now have someone to answer to.

federalduck May 9 2006, 05:00:25 UTC

I wouldn't have given her such power if I thought she'd use it to censor my LiveJournal. If you think you have a new power-player on your team, think again. My recruitment process is arduous and perilous. If anything, I have a new weapon (no pun intended) against the lot of you, conformists.

seideblume May 9 2006, 05:37:33 UTC

"you, conformists"

Did you misplace the comma, or am I now the representitive of all conformists?

(Assuming the latter since you are perpetually errorless)Yea, well, what can I say? Dating classical musicians is all the rage nowadays.

Or so it would seem...

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