All my life is out of commission. Everything that I anticipate wanting to use between now and December is placed neatly in some suitcase, awaiting the final check-off before venturing to L.A ( Read more... )

For as long as I have had this thing, I have respected you people. I have assumed you possesed intellegence greater than that of the typical garden slug, and have thus acted accordingly. However, today it was brought to my attention that, in the case of some of you, I have been horribly mistaken.

Forgive me.  I was unaware that this entry was ( Read more... )

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I always worry that my sarcasm is lost over lj.....

HAPPY ST. VALENTINE'S DAY!!!!

Today I acquired a new teddy bear (it's so soft!) and about 3 inches to my ass.  I expect another 3 to be put on in the near future as I devour all this candy.  I really didn't expect much today, as certain boys are usually quite clueless, but I guess he really is sweet!  Or maybe he just talked to Carson.

Most likely ( Read more... )

For someone who posesses a great deal of intellegence and common sense, I do the dumbest things, and I know when I'm doing them too. I think I posess a subconcious need to screw myself over at every opportunity ( Read more... )

It is well known that Dec. 25 is not the real birth of Christ. Historians think that actually it occured sometime in April. The true origins of the holiday lie in pagan celebration of the God Saturn ( Read more... )

I swear, LJ is a breeding ground for Emo-ocity, which I do not approve of. You know what? F-that. emo does NOT deserve capitalization.

So, I have decided to embark on a quest to alleviate emo from LJ. How? By only posting funny things. This is #1.

I present to you, the best fucking quiz ever!


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I bring you my triumphant return to LJ:

Mascots are some very important symbols in today's society.  Your mascot is something you are suppose to be able to relate to, something you feel proud to have represent you, and something that inspires feelings of loyalty and school spirit.

But somewhere along the line, we RAN OUT of cool mascots.

And so I ( Read more... )

Choose a band/or artist and answer only in song TITLES by that band:

What band/artist did you use? Gorillaz

Are you female or male?  Latin Simone

Describe yourself: Clint Eastwood

How do some people feel about you? Banana Baby

How do you feel about yourself? Murdoc is God

Describe your ex-boyfriend: A Fistful of Peanuts

Describe your current ( Read more... )