I got a new journal

1: to end all of the questions about my username

2: get rid of the friends who suck.

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add me please!

Love,
Josh

Yesterday I spent the whole day in the Hospital with my little brother. He has some CPK or whatever in his legs. Thank god Girr was there with me, or I would have strangled myself with a nearby IV cord. There was this big black guy who kept hinting at anal sex to the cashier at the cafeteria. Yes, I ate dinner there. I had a hot dog / cadaver penis ( Read more... )

I have come to the realization that I will always have the least customized journal layout in the world ( Read more... )

I invented the hairstyle with the back brushed flat and the front stuck up ( Read more... )

I checked up on my car last night. It's looking mighty sexy so far ( Read more... )

Hey look! a REAL entry!

And I have nothing to say.

Love,
Josh

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